Last Christmas I shared with you my fun/odd tradition of writing Pirate Christmas Carols. Most of those were written on my personal blog, where I would write the first verse and have friends add verses in the comments. So here's your chance to combine pirate geekery with Christmas!
The Pirate Was A Gentlemen
(To the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
The pirate was a gentleman when he took all my loot.
His smile was quite debonair, a shine upon his boot.
"Sweet lady, give me all your coins. I'd really hate to shoot.
Many thanks, this encounter's been a joy, been a joy.
Many thanks, this encounter's been a joy."
What happens? What's the next verse? Get creative, silly, and don't worry about anything but having fun!