Published on 2025/04/14
LEARN TO COOK

Cooking tutorials that won't actually teach you how to cook. This, in itself, is a paradox, which becomes clear as soon as you start watching the videos.



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You might have noticed that when attempting to join our Telegram Channel you get a message that flags our content as sensitive content, which ends up not letting you see anything; this means you have the parental control activated.
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Spectacular entry.

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Published on 2025/04/14
NARCISSISM AND SOCIALMEDIA VOL31

There’s a new kind of urban wildlife out there—one you won’t see in nature documentaries, but you’ll recognize instantly. They set up their phone on a lamppost, a trash can, or a mini tripod, and then the show begins. Dances, intense stares in the middle of a crosswalk, every move calculated like the whole world’s just waiting for their next TikTok.

We’ve all seen them. And at first, you might try to look away. But eventually, it becomes impossible not to stare—caught somewhere between disbelief and secondhand embarrassment. That moment when they freeze in front of a shop window, pull out their phone, and strike their best angle like they’re the only person on Earth.
And you, the unlucky bystander to this performance, can only do one thing: feel awkward for them. For yourself. For all of us. Because that second when you lock eyes with someone dancing in total silence while their phone records—it sticks with you more than the rest of your walk.

So don’t feel bad if these videos make your soul shrink a little. You’re allowed. This is raw, unfiltered street cringe at its finest.



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God punished you for being a dirty girl.

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Published on 2025/04/14
THE ULTIMATE BED

Sleeping as a couple sounds great in theory, but in practice, it can feel like a test of endurance. Constant movement, stolen space, arguments over the covers, freezing feet out of nowhere, and that quiet moment where you realize you’re sharing a bed when all you want is rest.
Relationships come with that too—nights when even the silence feels heavy. And that’s where this bed comes in. It won’t save your relationship, but it might just help you survive it.

Every mechanism, every feature, is designed to bring order where only patience used to exist. A passive-aggressive defense system disguised as a mattress. Perfect for when the love is still there, but your tolerance is running low.



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– Tell me, little Billy… what’s the worst part about peeing through your ears?
– Having to stick my head in the toilet.






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Published on 2025/04/14
STREET FIGHTER. YOU LOSE

What AI is doing with the characters we grew up with is just wild. It blends nostalgia and tech so smoothly that those old-school faces—once just cartoons or chunky pixels—suddenly feel almost real. Watching our favorite heroes and villains get reimagined with insane levels of detail is like the digital world finally learned how to dream in HD.

Not long ago, this stuff would’ve sounded like sci-fi. We never imagined we’d be seeing those same characters as if they were real actors, with skin texture, subtle expressions, and eyes that actually show emotion.

And here’s the kicker—it’s not just about the visuals. Some projects are now using AI to give them voices and personalities that stay in character. They can answer questions, improvise dialogue, even hold full conversations without breaking their role. It’s like childhood memories stepping into the real world—fully formed, with a face, a voice, and a mind of their own.



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Patriotism.

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Published on 2025/04/14
DMITRY BORISOV 2K25

After a couple of years without hearing from photographer Dmitry Borisov, the internet waves have once again brought some of his most recent work to the shores of ALRNCN so we can delight ourselves with it.



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Powder snow.

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Published on 2025/04/14
TRY EXPLAINING THIS TO YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY

A bull went full rampage mode this Thursday in Ribeirão Preto, Brazil. It chased a guy down the street, leapt over a car, and slammed into another one—with a woman and a kid inside. Miraculously, no one was hurt. The whole scene was caught on video and blew up on social media. So far, no one's got a clue where the bull came from or how it ended up in the middle of traffic.



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Today’s slow-motion moment.

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Published on 2025/04/14
MONDAYS AGAIN

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Mondays at ALRNCN are the bomb, man! It's like hitting the reset button after the weekend—clean, detoxed, fresh, and ready to soak up all the goodness. We fire up those pre-greased machines and dive headfirst into a new week, packed with killer content and epic surprises. Join the party and don't miss a beat of what we're throwing down.



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Don't let anyone or anything come between you and your daily cardio sesh.

The actress is the British babe Jasmine Jae, and in this link, you'll find a ton of her scenes




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Published on 2025/04/11
AMATEUR FLESH: FAVCUNT

It’s no secret that one of the most common scams in the adult content world is using photos and videos of a model, actress, or amateur to pretend to be them—luring in men who are craving a bit of attention and affection, only to squeeze some cash out of them in exchange for content that’s not even theirs.

Here at ALRNCN, we’ve covered this issue many times, and we’ve even taken down several accounts impersonating the real creators of that content.

Now, I ask myself: can you create an OnlyFans profile without actually being the person you claim to be? Most likely, yes. Faking documents these days is easier than ever, and I’m not really sure how strict OnlyFans’ verification process is.
I know that when you open an online bank account, they make you take real-time photos, cross-check them with your ID, even geolocate you to confirm you’re signing up from where you say you live… but I doubt OnlyFans operates at that level of control.

Why am I telling you all this?
Because our next so-called amateur, this “favcunt” girl, has an account on X (formerly Twitter) where she shares her photos. The account’s a little over a year old, and it links directly to her OF profile in the bio.

Why does it raise a red flag?
Because when a real model promotes herself online, it’s pretty rare to see her giving attention to other girls. They don’t usually retweet or share others’ content—after all, they’re competition.
But this account does. A lot.

That makes me think we might be looking at one of those networks running multiple fake profiles, using these tactics to gain exposure and grow.
Can I confirm it 100%? No. But something just doesn’t add up.

You know how I work: I share the content if it’s worth it, but unless I have clear proof a profile is legit, I’m not going to encourage you to subscribe to anything.
Not saying this is definitely the case—but I am saying it smells off.

That being said… check out the pics of this supposed favcunt. Because damn, she looks amazing.



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Just another day saving the world.

The scene is Power Bangers: A XXX Parody by Brazzers, and the actresses are Abigail Mac, Katrina Jade, and Kimmy Granger.

Below are a few links so you can watch more scenes they’ve starred in:

Abigail Mac videos

Katrina Jade videos

Kimmy Granger videos




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Published on 2025/04/11
SRVIRAL #2016

Pull my finger!

Mobile ramp	Teamwork	Where's the bar?
We're chilling	Hammock	Parkour
Soccer ball	Dinner	Google Street

You can see many more videos, curiosities and silly stuff visiting srviral.com


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Published on 2025/04/11
THE FUTURE OF MODELING

One after another, they pose. Naked, stunning, flawless. They don’t sweat. They don’t move. They don’t exist.
These are models generated by artificial intelligence. And if you think this is just some aesthetic curiosity, you're already late.

For brands, marketers, and ad agencies, this is peak efficiency: no castings, no contracts, no complications.
No image rights to pay, no sessions to coordinate, no schedules, egos, or middlemen to deal with.
A junior with four hours of practice and access to an AI can generate a hundred images with a hundred different models—each one perfect, each one ready to sell whatever you need.
For a fraction of what it would cost to hire a single real model.

And it’s not just photos. We’re talking videos, ads, entire campaigns built on faces and bodies that don’t exist—but look just as real as the real ones.
Flawless skin, captivating eyes, a body that poses exactly how the client wants. No retakes. No water breaks. No complaints. All controlled. All optimized. All impersonal.

It’s not that real models will vanish overnight. But their space is shrinking.
Because if you can get what you want, whenever you want, and pay far less for it... the industry won’t think twice. And for many professionals, that’s a real threat.



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Meanwhile, on the subway.

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