You always hear one of San Francisco's BART trains before you see it. The ear-splitting squeal, like metal against metal against a thousand screeching cats Autotuned up three octaves, rattles your brain right out of your skull. The din is so horrible BART has spent five full years trying to fix it, to no avail.
A few days ago, when I stood on the platform at the Montgomery stop in downtown San Francisco, I didn't hear the train coming. I didn't hear the people on the platform around me, either. Or the droning, inscrutable announcements regarding which elevators are broken. (Spoiler: all of them, always.) I didn't hear much of anything. Just blissful, near-perfect silence.
Life's a little quieter when I'm wearing the Here Ones, a new pair of earbuds from Doppler Labs. These $300 buds are headphones and then some. They put a volume knob on the real world, letting you control what you hear and what you tune out. I've been wearing them on planes, in crowded train cars, in the office, and on my living room sofa. The Here Ones are a terrific, if slightly hamstrung, set of headphones. They're also one of the most jaw-dropping tech demos I've tried in a long time. And they're pretty solid evidence that you might want computers in your ears. Soon.
From a purely aesthetic perspective, the Here One buds are straightforward. They have no weird dangling handles, or wing tips, or clips that go behind your ears. They're just two cylinders, in either black or white, about a nickel in diameter and two iPhones wide, with a tip you shove into your ear canal. (The buds ship with three sizes of the interchangeable tips, in both foam and silicon.) They're really light, but large enough that they might strain against smaller ear flaps than mine.
They might hurt to wear for long periods of time, but you'll never find out. The Here One's battery only lasts about two hours in the best-case scenario. The charging case will recharge the buds about three times, which at least means you're not constantly looking for an outlet. But the Here Ones really can't be anyone's only headphones.
The battery's a particular shame because the Here Ones are actually terrific. They connect consistently and solidly over Bluetooth and NFMI—I can make them stutter by covering my right ear with my hand, but I've never had the audio cut out unless I was trying to make that happen. These tiny buds somehow boom with bass, sparkle in the highs, and generally sound far better than your average earbud. There are three mics in each bud, which make for fantastic phone calls and Siri recognition. Of course, for $300, that's precisely what you should expect. I was still impressed.