1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Ellen91

    Ellen91 Porno Junky

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    Used photshop to make his towel appear twice as long
     
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    1. bigbird
      I do have a VERY long towel :)
       
      bigbird, Jan 29, 2018
    2. Ellen91
      All the guys on the internet say so, but when you see them in real life it's just another tea towel...
       
      Ellen91, Jan 29, 2018
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  2. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Wears a trench coat so she can flash people.
     
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    2. Ellen91
      Really? Well, I do have sort of a trench coat. I should try that out;)
       
      Ellen91, Jan 29, 2018
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    3. user 326
      :pervert_2:minus the penis and beard lol
       
      user 326, Jan 29, 2018
    4. Ellen91
      Doesn't look that hard. I guess I could do that;)
       
      Ellen91, Jan 29, 2018
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    5. bigbird
      make sure you get the camera out if you do :)
       
      bigbird, Jan 29, 2018
    6. Ellen91
      Lol we'll see:)
       
      Ellen91, Jan 29, 2018
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  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    can recite the value of Pi to 35 decimal spaces
     
  4. Ellen91

    Ellen91 Porno Junky

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    can eat 35 pies
     
  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    regularly rubs 35 pies over her boobs
     
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  6. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Has tried to reenact that scene from American Pie.
     
    1. bigbird
      i love apple pie way too much to whack my todge into one :)
       
      bigbird, Jan 29, 2018
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      I meant you tried to sleep with Alyson Hannigan ;)
       
      user 326, Jan 29, 2018
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  7. Ellen91

    Ellen91 Porno Junky

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    Is, besides a chest with no head or legs, a pumpkin pie tycoon
     
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  8. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Is a spy for a rival pumpkin pie conglomerate.
     
    1. Ellen91
      Another great reason to own a trench coat!
       
      Ellen91, Jan 29, 2018
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    2. user 326
      Haha true. I'm on to you ;)
       
      user 326, Jan 29, 2018
  9. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    Is a mild mannered porn star by day...
    And a vigilante superhero by night.
     
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      How did you know?! :eek:
       
      user 326, Jan 31, 2018
  10. Dlikes2

    Dlikes2 DLikes-fully Delicious

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    Is Secretly Bisexual
     
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      Shhh! ;)
       
      onenauhgtygirl29, Jan 30, 2018
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  11. amethyst10

    amethyst10 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    She likes to pretend she is standing on the bow of a big boat that's about to sink.
     
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    Dlikes2 DLikes-fully Delicious

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    Her favorite Gem is really Diamonds , not amethyst

    @amethyst10
     
  13. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    Is actually a corn dog vendor.

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    Is a cat burglar who actually kidnaps cats.
     
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  14. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    He sells my used panties in a vending machine in Tokyo. :p
     
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  15. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    She never wears panties except when being photographed
     
  16. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Isn't a person but instead the truck in his avatar.
     
  17. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Always wanted to drive a tractor trailer, but was too short to reach the pedals
     
    1. user 326
      Lol na. Give me a fast car any day.
       
      user 326, Jan 31, 2018
    2. Male Lesbian
      I take it you've never been to the drag strip when they have the "Trucker's Rendevous"? Some of those gear jammers can pump out 100+ mph in a 1/4 mile. I'm talking about stock engines.
       
      Male Lesbian, Jan 31, 2018
  18. amethyst10

    amethyst10 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    I have driven one. Didn't go anywhere, just drove my boyfriend's truck around a little.

    Knits sweaters at truck stops.
     
    1. Male Lesbian
      What color do you prefer and vest or long sleeve?
       
      Male Lesbian, Feb 2, 2018
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